"YOGA BITCH"

Yoga Instructors have an image to uphold and quite honestly, that image is usually very true to the person.  However, just like everybody else-we have our challenges!  Love and Light doesn't always come easily. So I decided to start a blog full of confessions. This means, when somebody answers their cell phone in the middle of my flying pigeon-YOU ARE GOING TO HEAR ABOUT IT! 

Now, it's not like a YOGI to complain...it comes across as 'bitchy'. 'Bitch' is such a funny word. It can be a horrible nasty, dirty little word or it can be a term of endearment. Always depending on who says it and why. I myself have never taken it to heart. If a man said it to me, it usually meant that I was showing my independence, my strength or in most cases, it meant I wasn't interested ;) I have never-oops, that's not true. I have been called a Bitch by another woman-who did not say it with love-two days ago in fact.  Atlanta traffic-really, do I need to say more? I do. She was NOT paying attention and almost took out my family. I rolled down my window-she saw me and SLAAMMMMMED on her breaks in the middle of a three lane road. I sweetly said, "You need to STOP..and THEN go."  Her eloquent and intelligent response, "LOOK. BITCH." (sigh)

It's hard sometimes, to remember that I can be full of love and Light and also be human. No-I don't like it when you answer your cell phone and carry on a conversation in the middle of my class...because it's extremely rude and it completely disrupts the twenty something other people trying to get their zen on! And sometimes, I just need to express that. Sweetly. If you feel the need to threaten my family, I will explain your huge lack of sense. Not so sweetly. This is human. It's okay...if I were perfect, I'd already be dancing among the stars! The best thing about Yoga..."The journey never ends!"

So, here I am...."YOGI" because that's 'how I'm livin'',and "BITCH"...because I speak what's on my mind....when I can....that's why you're here :)

Namaste' Yo!